Yeah….The Panda Hat has nothin’ ta’ do with this post…I’m an outspoken, and often times sexual flirty person, but I’m no porn freak haha. Recently though, I got my girlfriend on a’ XXX Parody kick by introducing her to the Scooby Doo XXX Parody when we first met. Most of em have been kinda’ bleh n’ unextraordinary in all honesty. But anyone that knows me knows that I am a’ huge independent film lover and Kevin Smith fan….and what comes with those two admirations? Clerks! THEE indie film. Shot on a low budget on black n’ white film, an independent feature to its very core! Which is what had me floored when I ran across this gem at my local um….porn store :P Clerks a XXX parody! Never heard of it, suprised it even got made. But it is an amazing film! Not good for a’ porno film, but genuinely good! The acting is good, filming even down ta’ camera angles is top notch, the story is great and makes sense clearly paying homage to the original film(and taking place at the same time as the events of the original film…if ya’ don’t mind spoilers XD ), and the sex is realistic and actually quite intimate. I was expecting every bad porn cliche that just leaves ya’ there like….”I’ve had pizza delivered countless times, the only tip I give em is a’ few bucks, never my penis” haha. It is really a’ good film, I advise it ta’ everyone out there, ya’ gotta’ see this flick :)
I seriously think even Kevin Smith would dig it! And if there’s one telltale true sign that you’ve made it, it’s when people’re makin’ porn of your work!